Published: 2026-07-22 16:32 UTC

Source: https://amrron.com/2026/07/22/salahmi-northern-border-apprehensions-up-400/

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[Error correction] Due to an oversight and cultural insensitivity, WIWT News has been mistakenly misspelling Salahmi as “Salami.”  We have corrected this error.

A report from the Department of Homeland Security has revealed that citizens of the Islamic Republic of Salahmi Salahmi attempting to illegally cross along the U.S. northern border with Canada have risen sharply in the past year.

The report reveals that attempted cross-border incursions by Salahmi citizens resulting in detention has dramatically increased by 400% over the past two years, with the sharpest increase taking place in the past four months.  This report only reflects apprehensions, and does not provide an estimate of “got-aways.”  Some intelligence analysts are greatly concerned over the reason for the uptick in illegal border crossings, and what the intent might be of those who are choosing Canada as the avenue of approach into the U.S. mainland.

Where are they now?  Security policy experts point out that detentions of those attempting to cross into the U.S. illegally are only the tip of the iceberg.  Detentions of illegals only represent a fraction of those who successfully enter without having encounters with border security or other law enforcement.  So the question that security experts are asking is, “So where are they?”  Other analysts are concerned that this could not be as successful without a support network inside the United States — foreign networks already in place, able to provide aid, support, communications, transportation, and shelter once their fellow countrymen make it inside U.S. borders.  Where they are, and what their intentions are, and who is helping them is the five billion dollar question.

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