Sniffing from the backdoor? Brace yourself, and enter the wild! And be welcomed at the Buttcave!

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Parasites spotted in the Buttcave!

If you experienced timeouts, drops and other uneasy treatment, you can come back: I exterminated the party breakers.

Beware of their leeching, foul nature, step on them, and shove them where they belong: to the deepest bowels of sewers - delivering the killing joke they deserve. How to detect the lurking little leeches? Spread yourself, and check what lingers on your.. ports!

KNOWN SYBIL ATTACKER (PERMANENTLY BANNED):

=> 2605:59c8:48cd:4f08::/64 <=

Connections : 15 parallel sockets (IPv6 Heavy Tunnel)

Traffic : ~24,000 packets flooding

=> 74.244.23.65 <=

Connections : Multiple socket spikes (Botnet node)

Traffic : ~12,500 packets burst

=> 172.58.3.72 <=

Connections : 7 parallel sockets (CGNAT rotation)

Traffic : ~11,200 packets burst

=> 172.58.1.18 <=

Connections : 10 parallel sockets (Socket Exhaustion)

Traffic : ~16,000 packets flooding

=> 142.248.1.78 <=

Connections : 11 sequential sockets (Port scan pattern)

Traffic : ~17,600 packets flooding

=> 216.238.27.189 <=

Connections : 10 parallel sockets (Resource depletion)

Traffic : ~16,000 packets flooding

Status: Blasted into pieces. (Permbanned)

(I recommend to show them their places, and block them as well, as they do some kind of a Sybil attack - if you are new to reticulum and running a backbone, I can create and send a simple script for starters. Catch it, sniff it, put it into... good use!

Oh, and if you can recognize yourself and didn't mean harm - I have bad news: you are probably compromised, feel free to send a love letter, but expect no miracles.)

(Upcoming page: the Graveyard of Buttcave. Prepare that not even the acid vats would be able to scratch your name from the tombstone.)

Now... Where are my manners, back to the introduction.

A bit rough, shabby and simple (yet) - but powerful and massive: like the flowing diarrhea in Batman's caverns after tasting some Jokerish juicies!

From sunrise to sunset, laughing in the ever-gleaming eye of the Sun, booing in the pale face of the Moon, the glorious gates of the Buttcave refuse to roll down all day, all night, so come in, and I promise - you will never want to escape its halls.

If you are interested in other Frankfurtian Frankensteinian creatures of mine, feel free to try out the Buttcave Backbones.

Pop up rmap world, and watch the proper configs emerging from the sewers and the main river — in its hard-to-miss, impossible-to-forget, shit-flooded form! Welcome to the Buttcave!

And if you are open for some untamed madness, contact me at: b53e5aa5e0d67b8424c62ceeb57e1eff

Let's make nomadnet... A YESMADNET!

Configs for the lazy asses:

(On nomadnet it looks perfect, but somewhy MeshChat fucks up the form, so the configs have "[" instead of "[[" - don't be this lazy, you miserable MeshChatter, fix it by yourself!)

IPV4:

[[Popojoker_Buttcave_Relay_4Catwoman]]

type = BackboneInterface

enabled = yes

remote = 92.5.79.231

target_port = 4242

transport_identity = 46f67515d0ad2884dd6fb4f12594bca2

IPV6:

[[Popojoker_Buttcave_Relay_SixtySix]]

type = BackboneInterface

enabled = yes

remote = 2603:c020:8020:7200:0:892f:a194:1cbf

target_port = 4240

transport_identity = 46f67515d0ad2884dd6fb4f12594bca2

Yggdrasil:

[[Popojoker_Buttcave_Relay_Yggiepop]]

type = BackboneInterface

enabled = yes

remote = 202:d78:a988:55d8:bdbd:251b:e146:64c4

target_port = 4241

transport_identity = 46f67515d0ad2884dd6fb4f12594bca2

Aaaand, if you are still ready to turn the world upside down with some insanity, let me recommend my partner-in-crime's mesmerizing madness, the Tor Backbone.

You need sharpen your mind and prepare your tools to fool the fools: grab the SOCKSClient interface (credit to the sickass SkyGuy and the reti_socks_client), throw it in the interfaces folder, and let some cyberpunkery happen.

For more info check this site of his

(Will make a better .mu - later.)