🖕 FUNNY INSULTS
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#1681 - 👍 -301 👎
Did you eat a brain tumor this morning, cause you are just retarded.
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#1682 - 👍 -314 👎
Look! You learned to talk!
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#1683 - 👍 -315 👎
Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up
Ugly Insults
#1684 - 👍 -320 👎
If being an asshole were against the law, you'd get the chair and I'd throw the switch.
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#1685 - 👍 -335 👎
You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.
Skinny Insults
#1686 - 👍 -338 👎
You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
Old People Insults
#1687 - 👍 -339 👎
I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
Family Insults
#1688 - 👍 -342 👎
You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
Height Insults
#1689 - 👍 -343 👎
Get off, you malignant growth!
Mean Insults
#1690 - 👍 -364 👎
If you have ever been to a zoo, you obviously have not seen the animal you are...
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#1691 - 👍 -387 👎
Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts
Height Insults
#1692 - 👍 -436 👎
Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!
Height Insults
#1693 - 👍 -441 👎
Cool story bro, now make me a sandwich.
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#1694 - 👍 -490 👎
You should have been a blowjob.
Rude Insults
#1695 - 👍 -512 👎
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
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#1696 - 👍 -516 👎
The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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#1697 - 👍 -534 👎
You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.
Fat Insults
#1698 - 👍 -537 👎
The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!
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#1699 - 👍 -751 👎
Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.
Ugly Insults
#1700 - 👍 -892 👎
Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.
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#1701 - 👍 -1,050 👎
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
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#1702 - 👍 -1,700 👎
You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
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